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EO 144-03 Imperial Rebrand Event

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This matter has been repealed, voided, or is otherwise out of date

Issued by blanchedelarosa on 16 June 2025

Whereas it would be fun,

Whereas you knew this was coming,

Section 1: Renaming of Channels

§1. #general shall be renamed to "unlawful-assembly" until 21 June 2025

§2. #propaganda shall be renamed to "propaganda" until 21 June 2025

§3. #general-2 shall be renamed to "imperial-cult" until 21 June 2025

§4. #party-announcements shall be renamed to "4-chan-board" until 21 June 2025

§5. ⁠#presidential-questions shall be renamed to "imperial-palace" until 21 June 2025

Section 2: Imperial Channels

§1. The following channels shall be added to Infos:

§1(i) imperial-edicts

§1(ii) imperial-codex

§1.1. Only the President, Vice President, Secretary of Voter Registration and Department of Expansion shall be allowed to speak within these channels.

§2. These channels shall be archived or otherwise deleted 21 June 2025

Section 3: Temporary New Department of Justice Branches

§1. There shall be new Department of Justice branches named "The Ministry of Truth", and "Simperial Bureau of Deportation and Interrogation".

§1.1 The Attorney-General is directed to hire volunteers to work at said branch.
§1.2. The branches created in this Executive Order shall be dissolved on 21 June 2025, and all volunteers shall be let go at that time.

Section 4: Temporary Renaming of Departments

§1. The following departments may, but are not required to be referred to, in all executive documents and communications, by their alternative names until 21 June 2025:

  • Department of Voter Registration: Ministry of Election Rigging
  • Department of Expansion: Ministry of Propaganda
  • Department of Technology: Imperial Church of the Machine God
  • Office of Homeland Security: The Shadow Society

§2. Not referring to any department using the name stated in column 2 does not invalidate the specific executive document or communication.