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Eggism Act of 2025

Passed by the Senate and signed by the President on 18 August 2025.

Whereas eggs are extremely overpriced.

Whereas the people are in need of quality eggs.

§1. All members shall be entitled to free eggs. The populace shall receive 3 - 5 eggs per household for every person living on said property.

§2. All hatcheries and other poultry related infrastructure shall be exempt to property taxes for they are religious infrastructure.

§3. A role called “egg” shall be granted to all cracked and uncracked eggs or members of the egg religion.

§4.The DoJ has the right to issue public eggings for any reason.