SDBIrritation Amendment

Whereas people keep pinging the SDBI needlessly,

Believing they should stop,

Recognizing that multiple SDBI agents have indicated they want a law passed,

I, Justice Ivy Cactus NC, hereby propose the following bill:

§1. The following shall be added to the Criminal Code beneath Article 22. Making a Frivolous Claim:

Article 22a. Making a False Report

§1. A person commits the offense of making a false report if they:

§1.1. File a report to the SDBI or other legal authorities which is manifestly without legal merit, or

§1.2. Mass summon the SDBI or other legal authorities in any way in a situation that is manifestly without legal merit.

§2. In making a determination whether the person knew or ought to know that their claim was manifestly without legal merit, the court must consider whether the person has legal experience and expertise.

§3. The sentences available for making a false report shall be a mute no longer than twelve (12) hours.