Steak Bake Act 2025

Steak Bake Act 2025

Passed by the Senate on 18 July 2025, and not vetoed by the President within 72 hours.

Preamble

Whereas

the right to a £1.50 steak bake is imperative,

Article 1

§1. A new role shall be created, called "Greggs Steak Bake."

§2. The Greggs Steak Bake role shall be colored #d4ab6a.

§3. The Senate shall have sole authority to appoint and confirm up to 5 persons to the Greggs Steak Bake role.

§4. The Greggs Steak Bake role shall hold no executive, legislative, or judicial authority. It shall be a token role to that person who is the sworn protector of the £1.50 Steak Bake.